Thursday, February 26, 2009

New element discovered.

Subject: New Element

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

(Thought you might like to know)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Truly Relevant

"Government is never more dangerous than when our desire to have it help us blinds us to its great power to harm us"
Ronald Reagan - 1980 Republican National Convention

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Powering down..

Due to the recent economic crises,

stock market crash, budget cuts,

rising unemployment, unstable world

conditions, outsourcing of business,

the cost of insurance, electricity,

petroleum and taxes of all kinds,

we regret to advise you that the

"Light at the End of the Tunnel"

has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Picture of the day

Needs no explanation...

Found at Michelle Malkin's blog.. (click on the picture for complete story)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Re-education camps.

WND reports on a proposed bill which establishes population centers controlled by military under the control of the president in certain circumstances. JErome Corsi documents Rep. Alcee L. Hastings, D-Fla., introduction to the House of Representatives of a new bill, H.R. 645, "to provide temporary housing, medical, and humanitarian assistance to individuals and families dislocated due to an emergency or major disaster."

The bill also appears to expand the president's emergency power, much as the executive order signed by President Bush on May 9, 2007, that – as WND reported – gave the president the authority to declare an emergency and take over the direction of all federal, state, local, territorial and tribal governments without even consulting Congress.

If this doesnt already put the hairs up.. consider THIS post PRIOR to the election documenting the weather underground aspirations, and then consider Barack Obama's ideological mentor Bill Ayers Founded the terrorist group.

Pay attention.. NOW.